YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THE ECONOMY WAS GREAT WHEN THEY COULDN’T AFFORD TO BUY GROCERIES. YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU RAN A MORON IN PLACE OF A PRESIDENT YOU KNEW WAS A CORPSE ATTACHED TO A CAR BATTERY.” Rob Schneider excites the crowd at AMFEST
TRUMP’S EDUCATION DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCES INVESTIGATION AFTER A BOY WINS HIGH SCHOOL GIRL’S POLE VAULT COMPETITION IN MAINE. Rick Ammarati reports. “Unbelievable! I don’t know what Maine is thinking.”